Ya girl aced her first college math test. This one kid made a 34 and said “mama gone whoop my ass, who got a bulle proof ves up in here?”

15th Sep 201421:2750,742 notes

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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rectalranger it’s so cute
15th Sep 201421:27137 notes
15th Sep 201421:26209 notes

I’m so sick. Bring me love, tea and soup. Better yet, soup and tea made from love. Yes that a thing.

yeevil:

probably not that

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Anonymous asked:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol


rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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justfaceit-dontpretend:

I just got high.Right infront of my momthers eyesJust as she cried.A+ daughter, right?(;
15th Sep 201421:2122,362 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

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vinebox:

short nigga but my..

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